Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I should have thrown in some fly trombones

I know we all enjoyed my attempts to hang onto the fickel caretaker audience at work But I have literally been working in the dark and carrying my own boxes since then because I was suffering from the well-documented 'Difficult 3rd Album' version of email.

I may have gone overboard on the solution:

To: Caretakers at work
From: franzy 

*please play this youtube video while reading this email*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhhmODqmbf0

I got to work this morning
It was real foggy on tha hill
I went into [redacted] Level 1
And I started workin’, ‘til
I noticed something dark
Real dark in room 113
The fluoro tube above the sink
Wasn’t shinin’ no light on me

Wasn’t shinin’ no light
No suh, not shinin’ no light

I’m askin’ please come fix it
It’s not real urgent, but it’s quick to do
But until then I guess I’ll have
The broken fluoro blues
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6 comments:

  1. MedicatedMooTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 7:17:00 AM PDT

    What was their response?

    What do you call a shin?
    A device for finding furniture in the dark

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    1. franzyTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

      I don't like to brag ... well, not true. I love to brag - I just don't often get the opportunity ... the guy who came down to fix it pronounced me 'a genius'.

      I will take that, thank you.

      Delete
  2. RiverTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 2:53:00 PM PDT

    Buy a torch. A big torch. Suspend it above the bench. Continue to harass maintenance men. Write the word fickle 50 times.

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    1. franzyTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      I will try this next time and hope they enjoy my free-form poetry/sculpture installation.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

    Ha. Nice. Keep it up.

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    1. franzyTuesday, August 7, 2012 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      Pressure's on now. I may follow River's advice above and branch out to other media.

      Delete

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An explanation of The Joy Division Litmus Test

Although it may now be lost in the mysts of thyme, the poll below is still relevant to this blog. In the winter of 2008, Mele and I went to live in Queensland. In order to survive, I bluffed my way into a job at a Coffee Club.
It was quite a reasonable place to work: the hours were regular, the staff were quite nice, it wasn't particularly taxing on my brain.
There were a few downsides: In the six weeks or so that I worked there, there was about a 90% staff turnover (contributed to by my leaving). This wasn't seen as a result of the low pay, the laughability of staff prices or the practice of not distributing tips to staff, rather it was blamed on the lack of work ethic among Bribie Island's youth.
However, one of the stranger aspects of the cultural isolation that touched our lives during our time "up there" was the fact that nobody at my work had heard of the band Joy Division.
The full explanation is available here.
But please, interact a little further and vote in my ongoing poll. The results are slowly mounting up, proving one thing: people read this blog are more well-informed about Joy Division than anyone who works at the Coffee Club on Bribie Island.

Have you heard of the band Joy Division?

Chinese food, not Chinese Internet!

Champions of Guess The Header

  • What is Guess The Header about? Let’s ask regular “Writing” reader, Shippy: "Anyway, after Franzy's stunning September, and having a crack at 'Guess The Header' for the first time - without truly knowing what I was doing mind you - I think I finally understand what 'GTH' is all about. At first I thought you needed to actually know what it was. Don't get me wrong — if you know what it is, it may help you. I now realise that it's more Franzy's way of invoking thought around an image or, more often than not, part of an image. If you dissect slightly the GTH explanatory sentence at the bottom of his blog you come up with this: “The photo is always taken by me and always connects in some way to the topic of the blog entry it heads up.” When the header is put up, the blog below it will in some obscure way have something to do with it. “Interesting comments are judged and scored arbitrarily and the process is open to corruption and bribery with all correspondence being entered into after the fact and on into eternity, ad infinitum amen.” Franzy judges it, but it's not always the GTH that describes the place perfectly that gets it. “The frequent commenters, the wits, the wags and the outright smartarses who, each entry, engage to both guess the origin and relevance of the strip of photo at the top (or “head”) of each new blog and also who leave what I deem the most interesting comment.” It generally helps if you're a complete smartarse and can twist things to mean whatever you feel they should mean - exactly the way Franzy would like things to be twisted." - Shippy Blogger and GTH point scorer.
  • Nai - 1
  • Lion Kinsman - 2
  • Will - 2
  • Brocky - 2
  • Andy Pants - 2
  • The 327th Male - 3
  • Mad Cat Lady - 3
  • Miles McClagen - 4
  • Myninjacockle - 4
  • Asheligh - 5
  • Neil - 5
  • Third Cat - 5
  • Adam Y - 6
  • Squib - 6
  • Mele - 6
  • Moifey - 7
  • Jono - 8
  • The Other, other Sam - 14
  • Kath Lockett - 15
  • Shippy - 19
  • River - 32