- Ate four kinds of animal;
- Fixed a car engine. My car engine. Getting my hands greasy and dirty in the process and saving myself further expense at the mechanics;
- Attended a BBQ;
- Drank beer;
- Prepared and cooked BBQ ribs;
- Destroyed a noxious vine, preventing it from further choking my crops, by climbing a tree, attacking it with a handsaw and pulling the fucker out of there with my bare hands, impressing both son and wife in the process; and
- Took care of my family in many manly ways.
Or, if you're more in tune with the late great George Carlin, say "Who da man? Not you! You da fuckin' honky!"
It should also be noted that I prepared a lovely pumpkin soup, shopped for vegetables and plum sauce, did the vacuuming, changed a bunch of nappies, administered shoulder rubs and tended the bonsai.
A vine??? Charlie thought you were wrestling a giant snake. He clearly expressed this: DAD-DEEEE! UH-OH! UH-OH!
ReplyDeleteThe vaccuming and bonsai tending impress me most.
Mele - And yet still I will strive to impress you once again with many things which shall not be spoken of on this public forum, darlin'.
ReplyDeleteMy first reaction was the same as Mele's second para...
ReplyDelete...then I read your response to that, dear Franzy and laughed so loud that Sapphire came in to find out what was so funny and I had to rapidly click out of this screen!
Sapph and I (it's the first day of school hols here) spent the afternoon making LC a non-chocolate Easter present of vouchers. Sapph rather wisely made ten copies of "You are eligible for one hour of silence from Kath and Sapph at any time of your choosing."
Kath - And my first reaction was: "Only one hour?"
ReplyDeleteWhy the clicking off? You know being seen reading a suggestive blog comment is much less stimulating on the young imagination than been seeing rapidly clicking the screen away when someone curiously enters the room ...
Mmmmm, shoulder rubs......
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