Wednesday, February 17, 2010

For those lucky ones who missed out last time ...


If any of you four loyal readers (Shippy, River, Kath, Jono) buy it, I will sign it! Any name you like. Then you will be able to produce this little tome at future parties and your guests will wonder at just how you managed to get Fidel Castro to sign an Australian children's book!
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  1. Kath LockettWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:12:00 PM PST

    I bought it on eBay last year.

    I laughed, I cried, I empathised and rejoiced in the revelatory text, the brave tackling of social issues and the challenges facing the youth of tomorrow....

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  2. franzyWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:59:00 PM PST

    I'm glad SOMEONE picked up the underlying message.

    You want me to sign it again?

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  3. RiverWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:07:00 PM PST

    I'll click over in a second and buy it because I think my youngest grandson will love it. Signing isn't necessary, but To Jacob from Franzy would be nice.

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  4. franzyWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 10:23:00 PM PST

    If you do end up buying, email me and I'll send you my postal address, sign it and post it to you.

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  5. RiverWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:02:00 PM PST

    Sorry Franzy, I can't buy this book. I've just wasted quite some time trying to get through the paypal maze. I have an account but can't remember the password. And I can't reset it. Tried and tried and tried...........gave up. Will try again later.

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  6. RiverWednesday, February 17, 2010 at 11:13:00 PM PST

    Found the problem. The account on my computer is not mine, it's my daughters. When the heck did she do this???? I'll be having words with that girl....

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  7. franzyThursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:50:00 PM PST

    Yeah ... where does the kid get a credit card?

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  8. RiverThursday, February 18, 2010 at 11:09:00 PM PST

    The "kid" is 32....

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  9. ShippySunday, February 21, 2010 at 11:02:00 PM PST

    Been there - got that - haven't got a signature - no cricket - bad memory.

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An explanation of The Joy Division Litmus Test

Although it may now be lost in the mysts of thyme, the poll below is still relevant to this blog. In the winter of 2008, Mele and I went to live in Queensland. In order to survive, I bluffed my way into a job at a Coffee Club.
It was quite a reasonable place to work: the hours were regular, the staff were quite nice, it wasn't particularly taxing on my brain.
There were a few downsides: In the six weeks or so that I worked there, there was about a 90% staff turnover (contributed to by my leaving). This wasn't seen as a result of the low pay, the laughability of staff prices or the practice of not distributing tips to staff, rather it was blamed on the lack of work ethic among Bribie Island's youth.
However, one of the stranger aspects of the cultural isolation that touched our lives during our time "up there" was the fact that nobody at my work had heard of the band Joy Division.
The full explanation is available here.
But please, interact a little further and vote in my ongoing poll. The results are slowly mounting up, proving one thing: people read this blog are more well-informed about Joy Division than anyone who works at the Coffee Club on Bribie Island.

Have you heard of the band Joy Division?

Chinese food, not Chinese Internet!

Champions of Guess The Header

  • What is Guess The Header about? Let’s ask regular “Writing” reader, Shippy: "Anyway, after Franzy's stunning September, and having a crack at 'Guess The Header' for the first time - without truly knowing what I was doing mind you - I think I finally understand what 'GTH' is all about. At first I thought you needed to actually know what it was. Don't get me wrong — if you know what it is, it may help you. I now realise that it's more Franzy's way of invoking thought around an image or, more often than not, part of an image. If you dissect slightly the GTH explanatory sentence at the bottom of his blog you come up with this: “The photo is always taken by me and always connects in some way to the topic of the blog entry it heads up.” When the header is put up, the blog below it will in some obscure way have something to do with it. “Interesting comments are judged and scored arbitrarily and the process is open to corruption and bribery with all correspondence being entered into after the fact and on into eternity, ad infinitum amen.” Franzy judges it, but it's not always the GTH that describes the place perfectly that gets it. “The frequent commenters, the wits, the wags and the outright smartarses who, each entry, engage to both guess the origin and relevance of the strip of photo at the top (or “head”) of each new blog and also who leave what I deem the most interesting comment.” It generally helps if you're a complete smartarse and can twist things to mean whatever you feel they should mean - exactly the way Franzy would like things to be twisted." - Shippy Blogger and GTH point scorer.
  • Nai - 1
  • Lion Kinsman - 2
  • Will - 2
  • Brocky - 2
  • Andy Pants - 2
  • The 327th Male - 3
  • Mad Cat Lady - 3
  • Miles McClagen - 4
  • Myninjacockle - 4
  • Asheligh - 5
  • Neil - 5
  • Third Cat - 5
  • Adam Y - 6
  • Squib - 6
  • Mele - 6
  • Moifey - 7
  • Jono - 8
  • The Other, other Sam - 14
  • Kath Lockett - 15
  • Shippy - 19
  • River - 32