So I'm blogging instead.
I've got the stereo up REALLY loud and I'm sitting right in front of the fucker playing my totally awesome music collection that no one else really understands. Or at least understands why it needs to be so loud. The reason it needs this particular volume is that I'm going slowly deaf. And the reason for that is because I'm one of those tough guys who has always liked incredibly bassy music and appreciated the need for high-quality speakers with decent low end response to fill out the musician's intended sound design. You know: a dickhead!
So today's puzzle for all you wonderful readers to decide on is quite a treat: How should Franzy deal with his hair? There are a few options and I will illustrate them with various photos:
1. The haircut. A fairly popular option, considering that's the one I've chosen for most of my life:
2. Let it grow! Less popular, to be honest. Especially at home. Mele doesn't really relish the thought of combing her fingers through my silky locks.
3. Dye, Muthafukka! It has never been a secret that my mother loves me better as a blond. So the few times I've dyed my hair she goes weak at the knees and asks me why on earth I don't dye it blond all the time. The thing is, when she sees me with blond hair, she is probably seeing this:
When she is actually looking at this:
4. I believe the expression is ... shaved? Obviously the one I'm aiming for here, but I've only ever done it once before and that was when I was a) 19 and b) travelling around Germany and Austria. Those Germans love a shaved head. Sort of. I remember getting all sorts of disapproving looks from people who would never have looked at me twice, scared looks from people would normally have smiled at me and nods of comradeship from people who scared the shit out of me. It was obviously a confusing time in my life.
The pros stand thus:
1) Cooler for summer
2) It's free!
3) No maintenance.
4) Lots of people touching my noggin.
The cons weigh in with:
1) I have a double-pointy head. One point on top like a dunce's cap and one behind like a speed cyclist's helmet. I don't know what the hell I got up to during the brief period of my life when my skull bones were still knitting, but it must have been EXTREME.
2) Another perhaps even more embarrassing head trait, one which is at this stage an unknown. It's actually a bit embarrassing to even think about typing, but here it is: head scabs. When I get into a period of concentration, creativity, mental stress or (frequently) all three I scratch at my head. Not in a "thinking hard" scratch your head, but an unconscious tick that I never realise I'm doing until I stop concentrating, creating, stressing or Mele yells 'Head!'. I'm a little concerned that if I shave my head then it will be covered with scars and pits.
3) I could look balder than I need to.
4) Lots of people touching my noggin.
And so, for you consideration, I provide you with the only clear pictures taken of me as a fuzz-nut. The first is kind of cool, I feel. A good, comfortable look suited to an Australian summer in the early throes of global warming:
The second is more of an indication of how I will look for at least 60% of the time. And you can't even see the pointy bits.
What do I do team? Cut, grow, dye or shave? Keep in mind that shaved it has the potential to look like this.
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The Other, other Sam takes out the honours this time, with his concise information, his astute guessing and his sly knowledge of where I probably would have taken my photos. It is indeed The IR Rally. The one that I feel started it all; unionists, workers and pissed off voters alike.
Hmmm...anything would be better than the first 'cut' picture - it reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where he has to fire his barber!
ReplyDeleteLove Chunks has clippers and gives himself a number 3 - it does look appealing and yes, you're right - he does get folk (including me) wanting to touch his mouse fur-like follicles!
Stuff your haircut - WTF is up with that hypnotic dog??
ReplyDeleteGo with the shave, just don't do the really close shave. Or get creative and shave patterns into the hair like my youngest son sometimes does. He has curly hair and hates it, so started shaving his head when about 13 or so. so I bought him a pair of clippers for christmas one year and he's had fun with his hair ever since.
ReplyDeleteWhy limit yourself to only one option? Shave the parts on the side, grow the bit down the middle, colour it neon green and spike it up into a post-punk mohawk.
ReplyDeleteJust don't shave it all, you'll look like a thug.
That ain't no dog - that's my hair!
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty header this week. Unfortunately I don't have a clue as to what or where.
ReplyDeleteClue?
ReplyDeleteHmm. It was taken this year. By me, of course.
ENOUGH CLUES!!
It is an illuminated fountain.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I just bought an X-box 360!! What more excuse do you need to come to Singapore for a week?
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