I would like to extend some mad props to the hockey boys who zinged me with my own pet peeve before training on Tuesday night, thereby proving my theory right that I would regret bringing it up. Unfortunately I had been listening to Tool very very loudly and hence was in no state to understand what the hell they were talking about when they kept saying "That was so funny!" So, as promised on the night: Number 7: Contextless jokes.
A quick hi to Herr Rogers who also got me a ripper last weekend in similar circumstances:
'And what about that one: "I would never, ever drive stoned ... not unless I was really hungry."'
I thought that was a solid gold pearler. Pissed myself laughing, I did.
'Where did you get that?' I asked once my breath had been regained.
A short silence followed.
'That was you, actually.'
Oh.
The reason I'm so slow on the uptake is because I have been working and studying almost non-stop, apart from brief hockey and beer-related activities. The "good" news is that the PhD proposal presentation that I've been worrying about for nigh on a year has been rescheduled from mid-October to ... dum dum da dum ... a week-and-a-half's time! Wish me luck! Aargh!
When I received the email that broke this "wonderful" news, I was lucky enough to have my webcam running so you can see for yourself my reaction shortly afterwards:
And now, without further adodo
Guess The Header
Pretty anti-climactic really: Here are the pictures, as promised:


And the original source of all the trouble:

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In this week's GTH we return to a simple guessing-game: where was this photo taken? There is an important clue: somewhere in Adelaide. The winner will be the person who gets the closest.
Can't be a pub because they don't serve beer in plastic cups.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, it's been ages since I read anything by Sue Townsend.
ReplyDeleteAs for pubs serving beer in plastic cups, my local does... it's a hell hole of a place.
CURSES! i KNEW some of them were John Marsden but i was too afraid of being wrong to say so. i hate being an obsessive perfectionist..
ReplyDeleteMemorial drive - looks like a beer being drank alongside a tennis court...even with an arm 'serving' as a background shadow?
ReplyDeleteBTW - I can't believe you have Kathy Lette book on your shelf, for shame! She's about as funny as death!
THE PINES!!!
ReplyDeleteFront row, North Grandstand!!!!
Bwahahahaa! What do I win???
Right on Millymoo, Kathy Lette is definitely unfunny.
ReplyDeleteWho said anything about funny? I remember Girls' Night Out being quite sad.
ReplyDeleteMtk - fortune favours the bold.
The white reflection on that cup does look a bit like a tennis serve.
ReplyDeleteWow River! Posting at the same time! That's not a reflection, that's a beer tide mark, but man does it look like a tennis serve!
ReplyDeleteNo idea about the beer, but WOW, you have Bailey's Bones! Victor Kelleher was my favourite author when I was a kid. Master of the Grove was the first novel length book I ever read that wasn't written by Enid Blyton.
ReplyDeleteDamn you other, other Sam... My guess is also the Pines hockey Stadium. I will also lay clim to the beer on the left being mine!
ReplyDeletePS: anonymous is me, Trent.
ReplyDeleteNote to self- re-read Kathy Lette from (with?) a different perspective.
ReplyDeleteToo slow Trent! Perhaps if you were able to browse the interweb without the aid of crutches you may have beaten me?
ReplyDeleteHappy hobbling, cripple!
Oh - I also claim the beer as mine; because you can't chase me!