tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post7331432671573102978..comments2023-10-09T07:04:49.539-07:00Comments on Writing: Do you really think I would have asked for a 12-inch pianist?franzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02400212989359954521noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-71377379626481302802007-09-27T04:50:00.000-07:002007-09-27T04:50:00.000-07:00Oooh I hope I'm not too late - am still selfishly ...Oooh I hope I'm not too late - am still selfishly on holiday in Qld.<BR/>Here are my old faves from childhood:<BR/><BR/>What do you call a camel with three humps - Humphrey<BR/><BR/>Why did the koala fall out of the tree - it was dead<BR/><BR/>Why did the possum fall out of the tree - it was nailed to the koala<BR/><BR/>What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over<BR/>- Flatman and Ribbon<BR/><BR/>Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper - he sold his soul to Santa<BR/><BR/>What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano - I lava youKath Locketthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09677312773827236567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-24697808931794502752007-09-21T03:32:00.000-07:002007-09-21T03:32:00.000-07:00Why did the jellybean go to school?He wanted to be...Why did the jellybean go to school?<BR/>He wanted to be a smartie.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-13448153502174120082007-09-21T03:31:00.000-07:002007-09-21T03:31:00.000-07:00Is today's header a couple of "giants" peering dow...Is today's header a couple of "giants" peering down at a "12 inch pianist"?Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-47783055060090106212007-09-20T05:35:00.000-07:002007-09-20T05:35:00.000-07:00Q. What do you use a wombat for?A. To play wom.Q. What do you use a wombat for?<BR/>A. To play wom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-83926454766506147112007-09-20T04:04:00.000-07:002007-09-20T04:04:00.000-07:00I have grandchildren aged 13 and 11, I'll see if I...I have grandchildren aged 13 and 11, I'll see if I can get a few jokes from them over the weekend.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-18405612453955808952007-09-19T21:20:00.000-07:002007-09-19T21:20:00.000-07:00Gold Jerry!!Gold Jerry!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4696126386168661766.post-87448295814861405752007-09-19T15:38:00.000-07:002007-09-19T15:38:00.000-07:00Why was 6 frightened?Because 7 8 9.What did 0 say ...Why was 6 frightened?<BR/>Because 7 8 9.<BR/><BR/>What did 0 say to 8?<BR/>Like the belt!<BR/><BR/>What's long, brown and sticky?<BR/>A stick.<BR/><BR/>What can go up a chimney down etc<BR/><BR/>Why did the butter jig in its dish?<BR/>It saw abundance on the table (I remember that from when I was 12: I had to have it explained to me, but I loved it)<BR/><BR/>What did the wattles say when the gumtree fell near them? <BR/>Eucalyptus<BR/><BR/>What did the windows say when the tree fell through them?<BR/>TremendousJonathan Shawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09578332677544175692noreply@blogger.com